“I Love You More Than” Quotes

I love you more than Homer loves beer

I love you more than Bill Gates loves Microsoft

I love you more than Paris Hilton loves herself

I love you more than Charlie Sheen loves winning

I love you more than a dog loves his bone

I love you more than a chubby kid loves Big Macs

I love you more than stewie loves world domination

I love you more then Mr. Burns loves money

I love you more than the Cookie Monster loves cookies.

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake

I Love You More Than Funny Quotes

I love you more than a pumpkin hates Halloween

I love you more than the world loves Obama

I love you more than Tony Montana loves his Little Friend

I love you more than Kobe Bryant loves the ball

I love you more than a rapper loves his rhymes

I love you more than a flower loves it’s bloom

I love you more than Jordan loves to dunk

I love you more than Romeo loves Juliet

I love you more than everybody hates Raymond

I love you more than Chris Brown loves Rihanna

I love you more than a rhino loves his horn

I love you more than Baskin loves Robbins

I love you more than waffles love ice cream

I love you more than corn loves a dog

I love you more than I love myself

I love you more than gangstas love crack

I love you more than a cat loves catnip

I love you more than Vodka loves Redbull