Fuck Love Quotes

“No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.”
– Edgar Watson Howe

“Love is a matter of chance; matrimony is a matter of money, and divorce – a matter of course.”
– Helen Rowland

“Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames.”
– Thomas Moore

“Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.”
– Madameoiselle de Rieux

“The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.”
– Alice Cooper

“Love conquers all things – except poverty and toothache.”
– Mae West

“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”
– John Barrymore

“The way to a woman’s heart is through your wallet.”
– Frank Dane

“There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.”
– Alice Thomas Ellis

“When one is in love one begins by deceiving one’s self. And one ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Try as you will, you cannot annihilate that eternal relic of the human heart, love.”
– Victor Hugo

“A man’s love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
– Woody Allen

“The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.”
– Publilius Syrus

“The advantage of love at first sight is that it delays a second sight.”
– Natalie Clifford Barney

“Love is based on a view of women that is impossible to those who have any experience with them.”
– H.L. Mencken

“The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.”
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge

“Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”
– W. Somerset Maugham

“When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.”
– Balzac

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
– Charlie Brown

“No matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do, somebody hates me”
– Reel Big Fish

“They love too much that die for love.”
– John Ray

“I think you have to pay for love with bitter tears.”
– Edith Piaf

“What is love but a second-hand emotion?”
– Tina Turner

“The course of true love never did run smooth.”
– William Shakespeare

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